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#InCaseYouDidntKnow

i don’t like texting you first, it feels like im bothering you   complaining about something never fixes the problem   not a single person has EVER overdosed on marijuana.   Cussing doesn’t make you cute   that dress you’re wearing is actually a shirt Advertisements

#AMuslimNever

Let’s a plane land.   Takes a shower.   “Goes Ham” we go HALAL!!!   has pork on their fork.   has any beer apart from Takbeer!

#ILoveYouButNotEnoughTo

Give up Jack Daniels Give you my food so don’t ask for it text you first Tat yo name on me, cause you think that’s coo cause @Drake said it. share my underwear witchu idc if u a cousin friend sister etc. u better wash ur own or turn em inside out lmao

Ochocinco Ballin So Hard

Ochocinco Ballin So Hard

Ocho’s Dinner Date Chad Ochocinco….What a crazy life this man leads.  He used to be the most outrageous, over the top, divalicious man out there.  Five years ago there is no chance in hell he would have done such a thing.  Maturity may finally be coming Chad.  Better late than never. Mantis (I’d want to […]