i don’t like texting you first, it feels like im bothering you   complaining about something never fixes the problem   not a single person has EVER overdosed on marijuana.   Cussing doesn’t make you cute   that dress you’re wearing is actually a shirt Advertisements


Let’s a plane land.   Takes a shower.   “Goes Ham” we go HALAL!!!   has pork on their fork.   has any beer apart from Takbeer!