Archive | April 2012
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The Cabby Is Such A Buzz Killington Wow….What a world we live in. This guy must have been stoned. Why would you try to pay a Cabby when you have 31 plants growing in your apartment? Some people are just a little stupid. Mantis (I’d accept the weed)
The Things One Can Do With Money Shit Cray….What an idea this man has. It’s surprising that no one came up with this already. Clearly, this man knows what he’s doing with money, hence the billionaire status. Obviously, people will be more than willing to pay whatever outlandish price this cruise ship will charge. Mantis […]
Well This Is Awkward Talk about awkward…Clearly this dude is just mad because he wasn’t on the receiving end of the flirtation. Mantis (Why You Gotta Hate On Her?)
Tebow The Preacher Easter Sunday….In honor of Easter Sunday, I was thumbing through the Bible just checking it out, you know a normal Sunday in the life of Mantis. After doing so for several hours I noticed something. No mentions of Tim Tebow. I was like “DAMNNNNNNN SON!” God must have seen Tim Tebow coming. […]
Ozzie Guillen, A Class Act Ozzie Guillen….How this man is still employed in the MLB is a shock to me. He may know his way around a baseball diamond, but damn does he say some stupid things. Just wait until the season starts and we can see one of his temper tantrum at the podiums. […]