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Arrivederci

Arrivederci

Bastards….Italy has to be joking me.  These people are still stuck in the stone age.  They all have the IQs of a Cromartie.  Either that or they are the masters of fucking with American tourists.  Whatever, I do what I want. Mantis (Ciao)

Peyton Playing A Mile High

Peyton Playing A Mile High

Peyton To The Broncos The Peyton Manning Saga is over….According to the knowledgable people over at ESPN, Peyton has told his agent to start negotiating a contract with the Denver Broncos.  So much for the Tebow madness.  All good things have to come to an end eventually. Mantis (Much bettter than LeBron’s decision)

Ochocinco Ballin So Hard

Ochocinco Ballin So Hard

Ocho’s Dinner Date Chad Ochocinco….What a crazy life this man leads.  He used to be the most outrageous, over the top, divalicious man out there.  Five years ago there is no chance in hell he would have done such a thing.  Maturity may finally be coming Chad.  Better late than never. Mantis (I’d want to […]

The Great Outdoors

The Great Outdoors

The Great Outdoors….What a wonderful world we live in.  Get out and enjoy the outdoors every once in a while.  It is exhilarating.  My favorite part is the freedom of flatulence.  Nothing to worry about. Mantis (Wafting)

Straight Cash Homie

In honor of the great Randy Moss returning to the NFL.  Please bring us some highlights.  Not teenage momma drama. Mantis (Moss this Moss that)

“Icing” <

“Icing” <

Icing….What a concept.  Whoever came up with this idea must be commended.  Shit is brilliant.  However, in my opinion it is kind of gay.  Not like homosexual, but you know how us young people like to use the word.  If someone ever tried to ice me, I would smash the bottle on the ground and […]

Youtube, Fuck Yo Ads!!!

Youtube, Fuck Yo Ads!!!

Youtube….Youtube has seriously stepped down a notch in my book recently.  I cannot stand the ads they put on before the video.  Especially when you cannot skip it after 5 seconds.  Bush league!  The ads do not make me want to have anything to do with the product they are trying to sell.  The only […]