Archive | February 2012

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Brilliant!!!

Brilliant….What a great bunch of commercials these were.  I wish they still made commercials like this.  Instead were forced to watch Sarah Mclachlan depress us with somber music and terribly sad pictures of animals. Mantis (I change the channel everytime)

Champagne of Beers

Champagne of Beers

Miller High Life….The Champagne of beers.  Shit balls so hard that it is “cray.”  If you have never hopped on the high life train, well damn son your beer drinking game is whack!!!  Live a little, and try one of the greater beers ever brewed. Mantis (Livin The High Life)

Deuce Dropping Delite

Deuce Dropping Delite

Going to talk to a man about a horse….Dropping a deuce.  Taking a Dump.  All ways to convey the wonder that is defecation.  I am a big fan of the act of pooping, and everyone should see the awesomeness of it.  Here is a way to step it up another notch.  Take a dump in […]

People These Days SUCK!!!

People These Days SUCK!!!

Linsanity Taking Over The World Linsanity….This was a great idea by the minds at Ben & Jerry’s.  People have to be little girls though.  Everything has to be sugar coated so not to offend anyone.  Fuck that shit. Mantis (I Love Fortune Cookies)

Jimmy Fallon channels his inner Pearl Jam and sings “Jeremy (Lin)”

Jimmy Fallon reworks a classic by Pearl Jam and its hilarious.   “Jeremy is winning….and the knicks dont suck.”   Watch “Jeremy (Lin)” here  

Whiskey On The Rocks

Whiskey On The Rocks

Whiskey….”I drank so much last night OMFG!!!”  That is a joke.  It brings a smile to my face.  Until you start drinking whiskey on the rocks don’t talk to me about drinking.  Things That Mantis Knows. Mantis (You Don’t Even Understand)

Fans of Fans

Fans of Fans

Fans….I am talking about fans of sports teams not the picture above.  However, I think a brilliant idea for fan appreciation would be to name a sports team the Fans(referring to the picture above).  I mean fans are what makes sports teams exist they way they do.  What a better way to show your fans […]